nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am
"… did you catch that?!"
"hahahah yeah i did"
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
#this chicken is dangerous
This is SO cool that I just had to share.
you clever fuckers
my teacher used this today
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%
Reblogging for the whiskey math
Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me
why were you in the potato tag
I have been waiting 4 months to make this.